Jack's Bathtime Quotes

While taking a bath, Jack routinely says some of the funniest things. Had to share a few.

Jack: "Mommy, what was that?" (as he created bubbles in the tub)
Amy: "That's your gas"
Jack: "What I smell? Oh! I smell my gas!!!"
Amy/Nanny laughing hard..
Jack (while pointing): "I say gas and you and you and me laugh... GAS!!" and then started laughing hard again.
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Jack: "Where Mommy go?"
Mark: "Mommy is out with her girlfriends tonight"
Jack: "What girlfriend mean?"
Mark: "Sometimes girls call their friends their girlfirends and sometimes boys call girls they like their girlfriend"
Jack: "Maybe I call Aiden my girlfiend....then moments later he said "I call her a rocketship!" and then asked why he smelled his gas.....